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Bj Jones Archived Stories

 

Since the Guest Archive is now gone, I’ve been slowly moving my old fanfic onto the blog.

It’s under The General’s Office … Archived Works, then split up in categories: CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, CSI, NCIS, Supernatural, Crossovers, and Random.

I’ll post updates when fics are upload, but at this moment it’s just a few stories in CSI: Miami.

None of these have been edited or reworked – they are exactly as they have been for the past decade (oh dear god it’s actually been that long).

There is no headers/warnings because dudes if you don’t know by now – that expect everything and if I haven’t offended you yet, I’m getting to you next 😀

 

Questions for Ernesto? Come on Guys!

Really guys, so far there has been only One Question.

One?!

Ernesto isn’t feeling the love here.

So this is your last chance to ask/send Ernesto some questions.   They doesn’t have to be deep philosophical questions … can be as simple as favorite food.

Come on … lets at least get two questions.

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Happy Birthday – Timothy Quinn (AKA: Sylum’s Creative Consultant)

 

To my partner, bunny herder, plot wrangler, and creative consultant.

Sylum wouldn’t be where it is today without you.

Happy Birthday!!

Love – The General

Please help me give Speed lots of B-day wishes!!

*psst make sure to feed the bunnies while you’re at it*

Runs Away!!

And as a Birthday Gift – Random Sylum Pretties!

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LAST CHANCE: Questions for Ernesto!

 

Okay guys this is your last chance!  We stop taking questions on May 15th!

Ernesto has become a very important character in Sylum and I’m sure y’all have a few questions.   Send them our way and we’ll make sure he answers them!

Please note: Don’t hit enter more than on once, if you think your question didn’t go through (email sylumclan@yahoo.com or comment on this post and I’ll check)

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Random Post: Sheep Sheering

At Connor’s Ranch in Australia, they would yearly herd the sheep in to have them sheered!

It’s an art form, and the best of the best can sheer sheep in less than a minute (World Record Set 2016 one sheep every 36 Seconds)

It’s important to keep sheep sheered or their coats become to big, matted, and become deadly to the sheep.  In 2015 they found a lost sheep that had 40kg of fleece.  They had to bring in a Champion Sheering to get the matted fleece off of him.

For Connor, any Vampire that want’s to learn to sheer or just be a ‘manly man’ though woman are also welcome Lara still holds the fastest time for novice!  They are welcome at his ranch to learn how to sheer, and put in a good days of hard work.

Plus it’s a good place to get back to your roots and run around naked screaming … you will only will be judged by the sheep.

For more Sheep Sheering Information

Reminder: Ask Ernesto a Question!

For the upcoming Ernesto Olivetti Week we’ve arranged for a special interview with the Inspector so we’re taking your questions.  Fill in the questionnaire and we’ll make sure to ask him!

Please note: Don’t hit enter more than on once, if you think your question didn’t go through (email sylumclan@yahoo.com or comment on this post and I’ll check)

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