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Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Unique Items located at Sylum Manor

Sylum Manor is over 200 years old. The Manor has seen and holds very Unique items that have been collected over the years. These are only some of those items.

Top Ten Unique Items Located at Sylum Manor

10. Shrunken head from Warrick’s Pirate Days

9. Forged Da Vinci by Raphael

8. 1st Century Dildo

7. Tony’s Porn Stash

6. Seeker

5. Diagramma Veritatis

4. Crystal Skull

3. Receipt for the Liberty Bell

2. Platain by Anna Akhmatova

And Number One Unique item:

1. Nick’s Wooblie

What other items do you think is hidden away in the Manor?

Posting of Family

*scurries in and looks around*

Good.  I’m not seeing any of the Bobs around in the immediate vicinity, which is good.

I’ve been a busy little hamster lately – mainly doing the continuity check on Family.  With some of the changes and additions another set of eyes on it is always a good thing.

But now the continuity check is done and everything will be ready to go as scheduled – at least as far as I’m concerned.  And its going to be good!!

*scurries out before Bobs find me cause I know they’ve been busy*

Wiki – Sylum Canon Stories

The Sylum Canon Stories List has been updated!

Everything you see on this list is Sylum Canon.

Many of you will notice that certain stories aren’t listed, this is due to the fact of Major Storyline Changes that have made the story Non-Canon.

If you are one of the Author’s who noticed their stories went Non-Canon and want to work to make the story Sylum Canon – contact me at (sylumclan@yahoo.com).

Link to Sylum Stories

Take a look! Check out the Stories! And always make sure to leave feedback to the Author’s. They don’t get paid for this and a comment/review will go a long way!!!

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Sylum Smut Moments

We all admit one of the reason we read Sylum is for the Smut….

So here it goes

Top Ten Sylum Smut Moments

10. Brian/Dom – when Brian returns from war

9. Cort/Lady – night before the final showdown

8. Lara/Indy – Christmas at Croft Manor

7. Dwight/Jim – Behind the Bar in the Rain

6. Lennox/Witwicky – Night before being shipped out

5. David/Daniel – Shower

4. Tony/Jethro – Night before Nick’s kidnapped

3. Nick/Warrick – Save a Horse Ride a Pirate

2. Horatio/Speed – Horatio checking out Speed’s Kilt

And Number One Smut Moment

1. Choose your own adventure – basically what is your favorite Smut Moment

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Awkward Moments in the Sylum Universe

These are those Awkward Moments that have happened in the Sylum World. Yes some of them are still in therapy.

Top Ten Awkward Moments in Sylum Universe

10. Tony being assassinated

9. Waking up naked and dead.

8. Tony being assassinated. Again.

7. Council walks in on Dumbledore pounding into Minerva on the Council Table (If I had to type it y’all had to read it)

6. Tony being assassinated. Again.

5. Nick finding Thomas and Mary Poppins in the kitchen – Not cooking

4. Tony being assassinated. Again.

3. Nick being pelted by rotten vegetables as he walks across the marketplace

2. Tony being assassinated. Again – it just keeps getting more awkward

1. Arthur’s wedding night

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Children – Vampires Wished They Never Turned

To go with Yesterday’s Theme – Every Vampire has that one Childe they wish they never Turned and regret the decision. In some cases if they could get a hold of said Childe they would slowly torture them and then gleefully behead them.

Top Ten Children – Vampires Wished They Never Turned

10. Maximus -> Joe Reeves

9. Jack the Ripper -> Frederick Abberline

8. Paris -> Livia

7. Frankenstein -> Jack Carter

6. Spartacus -> Ari

5. Galahad -> Royce

4. Lady Heather -> Dracula

3. Diego De La Vega -> Santa Anna

2. Guinevere -> Darla

And the Number One pain his ass…

1. Speed -> Stillson

How much would Sylum have changed if these Vampires were never turned?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Vampires I Wish I Never Turned

In the beginning there was this story and then it overtook my life. In the early days there were storylines and characters that were added that over time really didn’t fit within Sylum. Some of them just got dusted and never to be seen again. Others I couldn’t quite do that do to the fact they were already integrated into storyline.

I’ll be the first to admit that some of these may shock people and others won’t.

So here is my Top Ten Vampires I Wish I Never Turned:

10. Morgan Le Fey

9. Michael Logan

8. Greg Sanders

7. Alexx Woods

6. Sara Sidle

5. Kyra/Jack as Twins(To clarify I would only have had Jack…not them as a set of twins)

4. Queer as Folk Group (UK/US)

3. Marisol Delko

2. Aiden Burns

And the Number One Vampire I really wish I never turned.

1. Joe Reeves

Shocked? Dismayed? Woohoo when are you going to kill them?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Sylum Moments in History

Since Sylum has 7000 years + of history there are major Historical Events that intertwined into the Sylum Universe. These events become major storyline and plot.

Top Ten Sylum Moments in History

10. Discovery of Australia

9. Shot heard around the world

8. Ransom and Death of Richard the Lionheart

7. Assassination of JFK

6. Hurricane Katrina

5. Sacking of Rome by the Visigoths

4. The French Revolution

3. Search for the Holy Grail

2. American Civil War

And the Number One Sylum Moment in History

1. Battle for Maiden Castle
What other Historical Events would have had impact on the Sylum Universe and why?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Sylum Stories You MUST Read!

With the original Top Ten there was the Top Ten Stories in the Guest Archive and Sylum Archive.  Figured this time around try something different.

Listed below is the Top Ten Sylum Stories that are a MUST Read if you are to understand what is going on in the Main Arcs.

 

10. Libera Nos A Malo – Coming Soon

9. The In-Between – Coming Soon

8. Here I am Lord – Coming Soon

7. The Colosseum Incident – Coming Soon

6. The Darkest Hour

5. Shut Up and Fish

4. Say Goodnight, Not Goodbye

3. To Race Through Dark Places

2. Roads Untravelled

And the #1 Story that Must be Read – and should be read before Re-posting of Family!!

1. Demons and Angels

Have you read these? Curious about the Coming Soon?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Reasons to Change your ID

Vampires have long lives and sometimes they need to change their IDs.

Here are the Top Ten Reasons to Change your ID.

10. Getting Old – Retirement

9. Went to jail

8. Going Undercover

7. Rolled your car and your future Mate felt no pulse

6. Died while on duty (aka police force, military, etc.)

5. Executed – hopefully not beheaded

4. Assassinated – Again

3. Famous Historical Name

2. Got shot in the face

And Number One Reason to Change your Id.

1. Buried Alive – Again.

What other reasons can you come up with?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Most Used Actors in Sylum

There are a lot of ‘Family’ Lines. Ever wonder how many characters are by the same actor?

Here’s the Top Ten Most Used Actors in Sylum. This is going to go backwards instead of working from 10 to the top 1 – we’ll start with the actor with most characters and work downward.

1. Russel Crowe (10 Characters) – The goal for 2013 – A Meridius in Every Clan – so this # could go up!!


2. Sean Connery (9 Characters)

3. All of the following listed have 6 Characters
– Karl Urban
– Sean Bean
– Robert Downey Jr.

4. All of the following listed 5 Characters
– Christan Bale
– Denzel Washington
– George Clooney
– Jeffrey Dean Morgan
– Johnny Depp
– Liam Neeson

Which of these surprised you? Can you name each of the characters?

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Sylum Myths

Myths within the Sylum Universe.

Some of these are myths that the ‘readers’ of Sylum seem to have about the Universe.

Some of these are what a variety of characters w/in Sylum believe.

Top Ten Sylum Myths

10. Paris and Achilles are Dead

9. Merlin is a Wizard

8. Van Helsing killed Dracula

7. Maximus can be in two places at the same time

6. Lucas is the only descendant of Speed’s

5. Dragon’s don’t exist

4. Kyra/Jack are Mates

3. Speed is the weakest link in Sylum

2. Guinevere slept with Lancelot

And the Number One Myth w/in the Sylum Universe

1. The #1 Myth will be revealed in Evolution – I will bring this list up again so keep an eye out.

Which of these surprises you or makes you wonder about other things?  Can you tell which myths are about the Sylum Series and which ones are based w/in the Stories.

Sylum Top Ten: Top Ten Moments You Will Never See in Sylum

I got this idea from a professor of mine. He would take the best moments from students essays (we’re talking about the worst turn of phrases to describe historical moments) and make a sheet and hand it out each semesters to the students. I’m proud to say I ended up on that sheet… and even knew the moment I would when I heard him chuckling as he went over my answers – muttering about how that was going on the List!

Over the years I’ve been sent many many emails about ideas and concepts for Sylum. I actually enjoy getting these emails, you would be surprised what inspires the bunnies – I’ve had some major good storyline come from a comment, suggestion, and/or idea. But I have to admit there have been a few occasions that I’ve sat staring at my inbox reading over an idea and wondering what the hell the sender was smoking. Especially when the idea/suggestion really has no bases in the Sylum Universe and it makes me wonder if they are reading the same story I’m posting.

The ideas below have come from the early years of Sylum – I honestly have no idea when I received some of these or from whom. They have stuck in my head over the years mainly because they were just that unique.

So before I continue – lets get this straight. This isn’t personal. If by chance someone reads this and parts of it seems familiar do not take it personally.

And please do continue to send me the ideas – like I’ve said there have been some major storylines that have come from comments and suggestions.

Top Ten Moments You Will Never See in Sylum

10. My character I want to add will be attached to the Fab 6 (Nick, Warrick, Tony, Jethro, Speed and Horatio) and the coolest person EVER! And they can do EVERYTHING without breaking a sweat, hair out of place, or damaging a nail. The typical Mary Sue/Harry Stu of Character Introductions.

9. Guinevere sleeps with Lancelot to test Arthur’s love for her.

8. Dean utters the words ‘snuggins wuggims’

7. Johnathon D’Artagnian aka Shep – fights for the Confederacy

6. Ryan Wolfe runs a pack of Wolves mainly because his last name is Wolfe

5. Chaos Demon

4. Gil and Sara have a past life as Indian Chief and Maiden and somehow have a history with Tavington

3. Irish Servant girl in Ireland helps Speed escape from Tavington during the American Revolutionary War

2. Rodney McKay is a Virgin

And the Number One Insane Moment that will NEVER see the light of day.

1. Since Lindsay was the last of Nick’s line and Ducky for Tony… Take the egg from Catherine and the Sperm from Ducky and impregnate Tony.

And NO I will not allow the crack fics off these.