Nothing is True. Everything is Connected.
Author: <span>Bob The Evil One</span>

The Evils of Bob

Its been a while since I’ve been here so let me stretch out my paws and take a quick stroll through my domain.

Hmmm *hops around* need some repair work over there, new paint on that section.  And must enlarge the bunny pen by a few sizes.

There’s a lot going on … Bob 2 and I have been working to drive our writers to distraction.  At the moment I’ve got Old School CSI on non-stop in the background tossing bunnies left, right and center.

Bob 2 is adding elements to the 10th Anniversary special of Clan War to the point that the new Kiss of Death has more pages than half the original Clan War Arc! *high paws Bob 2*

I see that Spring Fling is starting which means the Graphic Gecko will break loose of his cage *sigh*.  I have to let him out at least once a year or he starts selling car insurance to make a living.

Plot Crab has gone AWOL though last I heard he was having fun crabbing in the Bering Sea.

The Research Meerkat Sergei has got some new books and is contently curled up by the bookcases – fighting the dog for the bed and blankies.

*pokes Alien* *watches in fascination as the fur moves like a live organism* Dude! Wake up! Must annoy your writers!!

And because I’m evil – what like you didn’t know that.  Some old school moments you’ll be seeing leading up to the 10th Anniversary re-release of Clan War.


“Congrats Nicky you’re a CSI level 3,” Gil said as he handed the young Texan his new badge.

Nick smiled as he took the chain, his eyes quickly searching for Warrick.  He had been resigned to the fact that his Mate would beat him, and considering everyone, including his own kids, bet against him, obviously, so did everyone else.

Except for Thomas and Arthur, who had just made a small fortune.


It was Brass that found the note on Nick’s fridge, he took it down and pocketed it not wanting it to be cataloged in evidence.

‘Master Nico, 

Food’s been stocked up, including the back fridge.  I added new clothes to the wardrobe and called the Dry Cleaner to find out what happened to the previous items.  Bills have been paid, and the kitchen sink has been repaired.

Also contacted Van Helsing to come and take out the Rogue that is living in your Attic.



To bad the note showed up only a few hours before Crane had tossed Nick out of a second story window.


“What the hell is your problem?” Warrick asked pulling on his jeans, leaving them undone as he watched his Mate pace the room.

Nick had surprised him for his birthday.  A rare night off for the two of them.  Tucked away in their private room at Lady Heather’s. Nick on his knees, hands cuffed behind him…

“What?” Warrick shook his head out of the memories to make sure he heard what he thought his Mate had just said.

“You heard me. You’re dead not deaf.” Nick glared at his Mate. “I just saw Gil screwing my mother.”

“Were was Evy?”

“Taking notes.”

Warrick didn’t want to know if Evy had notes on him and Nick…

“Of course she does. Evy is a librarian, probably has them organized by dewy decimal system.” Nick answered the unasked question. “Her and mom own and run brothels, dominatrix club, and sex shops in more than one city and has since 3000 BC. They have a lot of information and knowledge to organize.”

“So are you going to tell Gil you know?” Warrick slipped on his shirt trying to hide his grin, at Nick’s face expression.

“Yeah sure laugh all you want.” Nick’s hands were on his hips, showing how much he was truly agitated. “So how am I supposed to drop that into conversation.  Next time Gil hands out assignments. ‘Hey Nick here’s a B&E. Thanks Gil, by the way you slept with my mother!'” Warrick’s laughter just got louder. “Oh and when he asks how would I know – I can tell him Warrick and I were in our private room, recreating our first date where he had me handcuffed on my knees and blowing him, before he fucked me straight for three days.”

Warrick stopped laughing.  “Awkward.”


“Is that a hawk?” Sara asked.

“No it’s a pigeon.” Nick tried not to roll his eyes.

“What’s it doing in here?” She demanded. “This is our break room.”

“You know Nick, you shouldn’t have animals in the lab, people could be allergic.” Gil added to the conversation.

He turned on both of them, trying not to upset the hawk anymore than it was.  “The hawk witnessed the murder and has evidence on him from the crime scene, which I’m collecting. I’m doing it in here, since I do not want to contaminate other evidence from other crimes.”

The hawk feeling the agitation in the room squawked, wings flapping outwards, talons digging into the perch it was one, mainly Nick’s arm.

Nick rubbed a finger down it’s chest and talked softly to calm it down.  Once the bird settled again, he glanced back at the two CSIs. “And let me get this straight – its okay for Gil to have Bugs and experiments in the break room, cause he’s the bug expert.  But I’m just patted on the head and patronized that I gain my knowledge of birds, from Animal Planet.  Which by the way when do y’all think I have time to watch these shows?!”

Gil opened his mouth, then closed it.  “You’re right Nicky, I hadn’t realized you knew so much about birds.”

“There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Gris.”


Plotting has Resumed

*kicks out Graphic Gecko*

Okay now that I got rid of the scurry little annoyance – it’s time to make Bj focus on what I want her to focus on.

*pulls out list*

Oh yes there are a few things that I can torment my writer with, preferably all at the same time.

– Zombie fic *checks off list* *eyes graphic gecko peaking over desk for Vid/Fanmix to go with it*  If he’s good I may let him out to play for a tiny tiny bit

– Fisherman Story *Release the Plot Crab!*

– Next Michael Westen story that has lots of characters, twists, turns, and headdesking timeline *cackles*

– Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore *puts Assassins Creed 2 on X-Box*

– Two words: Ernesto Olivetti   *hmmm hook him up with the Westen storyline HAHA drive writer insane*

– There’s that IMF Bunny who is still hanging from the ceiling – I may go poke it just for fun *grabs poking stick*

– Note to self hire a wedding consultant for the wedding of the century story *sends minion to get tux from cleaners*

– Adds a half a dozen timestamps fora  variety of persons, places and things *cause you can never have enough*

Oh and last thing on the list.

– Plot with Evil Bob 2 – just to make everything difficult! *rubs paws together in evil anticipation*

The Bunny Waiting Room




The Bunny Waiting Room

There’s a place were all the Bunnies come together to wait for Bj.  She tries to have them line up orderly but gave up and put a ‘Take a Number Turnstile’ on the wall.  She thinks that works.  So far the poor IMF bunny kept getting his number stolen by either the A-Team Bunny or the Taken Bunny.  Though both should watch out cause the Yogurt Eating Bunny From Hell is sneaky.

Not as Sneaky as the Pope Bunny.

The IMF bunny is hanging from the roof napping in his spy gear, I think his number is up to #235.


The Taken Bunny running around beating up other bunnies stealing their numbers.


The bunny with the French Tricorn hat sitting patiently though his eyes roams over the other bunnies pretty sure most of them are criminals.


The A-team bunnies are building a vehicle out of paperclips, and making plans to invade the office.  The plans are insane but then it is the A-Team.  
The transformer bunny just zips around the waiting room annoying the shit out of the other bunnies.


 The newest bunny comes with a wedding planner and stable hand – don’t ask even I’m not sure.  But I hear it’s to be the wedding of the century!!


The next Arc Bunny is plotting away in the corner with a few other bunnies making Campaign posters.


And as all of them sit the Pope bunny with entourage and bodyguard come waltzing in passing by all the other bunnies, the Bodyguard making sure the other bunnies get out of the way…  They slide into the office with the door slamming behind them.


The uproar from all the bunnies woke up the IMF Bunny who promptly fell back to sleep with #236.


I did mention the Pope Bunny was SNEAKY!!


Evolution – It is Done

My writer has finally finished the anticipated Evolution Arc.

I admit I was kinda mean to her by changing storyline in the middle of writing, but I’m evil what can I say.   And to add to the fun filled excitement I made her rework Family to fit in storylines Bob 2 came up with, plus changes with in the many clan structures.

*High Paws Bob 2*

Family is  with Beta Bob, and once that one is finished and re-posted.  Evolution will be edited and posted.  *pokes* This means you will have to read the re-posting.  I didn’t go through all that hard work torementing my writer, and having Bob 2 torment his for nothing.

*rubs paws together*

Now that Evolution is done I’ve got wicked plans for Bj  *kicks away Graphic Gecko* go away I’ve got plans and I don’t care if you have vid ideas.  I got evil to plot.

The question is what do I get her to work on next.

– The IMF Bunny

– A-Team Bunny

– Taken Bunny

– Pirates 4

So many ideas so little time *eyes Graphic Gecko that is scurrying around the room*

*pokes the hip blogsters out there*

What would you like to see next?


*Cracks Whip*

Advent is coming and I’ve got my Clones working their Author’s overtime *cackles*

Bob 2 is in fine form tossing bunnies all over the place – my favorite being an Englishman, Frenchman and Italian walk into a Bar…

Alien is poofing at odd times then napping at others – It’s the long hot summer and humidity that just did him in or at least that’s the excuse

I’m not sure what 4.1 is up to… but from what I’m hearing it’s evil *good boy*

Plot Crab has returned from his summer vacation and nipping at Bj’s heels … though he needs to get stuff done quick I hear King Crab Season is starting up.

As for me…

Well Bj likes to think I’m giving her a break considering the new RL situations. HAH! She only thinks I’m being nice.  So far I’ve tossed out a few small Timestamp bunny ideas only 2 of them turned into short fics *must work on that* There’s a few more bunnies I can toss her way – just to watch her flail while trying to finish those plus the last chapter of Evolution.

Hmmm I must see what the Graphic Gecko is up – Haven’t seen him in a while.

The Theory of Evolution

While Bj is distracted with actual work (she had this theory that she has to work for a living and not devote all of her time to me… What is up with that?!) Anyway. While she’s distracted I figure I would give a sneak peak into my evil plans.

Evolution. It’s been a slow process, I blame the Damn Italian  while ignoring the fact I was the one who came up with that storyline.

Evolution. Yes I’m getting to that.  Chapter 6 is in the final stages which means only two more chapters to go!! Which is good cause I have evil plans and ideas that need attention.

There’s the IMF Bunny that I’ve outfitted with full gear including harness and wire, ear piece to communicate to the Yogurt Eating Bunny From Hell (or so Bj calls him), a tricked out bow and arrows, and the Mission Impossible theme song that plays as he hovers over Bj.

Then there’s the next story in The Fisherman Series.  As of the moment Plot Crab is working his summer job at the Pirates Ride at Disneyland – when he gets done torturing the Tourista’s he should be back tormenting … working with Bj to get that story done.

James Longworth is demanding his story – I’m not sure why he thinks he gets priority but he’s a snarky bastard and sneaky.  And that Mate of his even more sneaky.  I can admire that!

Then there are the small bunnies that I leave laying around for Bj to trip over at the most inconvenient moments.  *grins wickedly*

Snippet Teaser (Because my kid Bob 2 learned being an evil tease from me)

 “The problem with you.” The sound of sirens could he be heard in the distance as smoke bellowed out of the office building. “You have no faith in humanity.  Theirs or yours.”

Powerless – Linkin Park

Graphic Gecko Here!!!

Earlier this week there was a blog post on Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The music is just as inspirational..

*looks around*

I’m dropping Linkin Park’s Powerless here for Bj – there’s a video waiting to happen with this song. Though the one made isn’t half bad!!

*uploads video and scurries away*

Crab Season is a Go

I’m sending this message remote. At the moment its Crab Season and the Bering Straight is cold as hell. I’m doing my best to help the crabbers, and avoid Mrs. Chippy.

When I get back into port I’ll be seeking out a few writers to discuss story lines.

Crab out!

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