*hops around, looking around new home*<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
*looks at owner*<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
*poofs*<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
*evil cackle*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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