{"id":9500,"date":"2017-12-02T08:00:28","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T16:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=9500"},"modified":"2019-07-20T18:39:42","modified_gmt":"2019-07-21T01:39:42","slug":"sylum-advent-2017-december-2nd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/sylum-advent-2017-december-2nd\/","title":{"rendered":"Sylum Advent 2017: December 2nd"},"content":{"rendered":"

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During Advent you’ll be getting 7 Stories to showcase these new characters.<\/p>\n

*pointedly looks at Bob & Bob 2*<\/p>\n

It starts with a video …. end credit spoiler alert<\/p>\n

*evil cackle*<\/p>\n

7 Characters in 7 Weeks<\/a><\/h2>\n

*Must have password to view Video<\/p>\n

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Ode to Advent<\/u><\/p>\n

‘Twas the night before Advent, when all through the Manor
\nNot a writer was stirring, for nothing else mattered.
\nThe bunnies were lying out snoozing away,
\nIn hopes that their work was now done for the day.<\/p>\n

The Vampires were nestled all snug in their beds,
\nWhile visions of naked Mates danced in their heads.
\nEvil Bob did the rounds on his victory lap,
\nWhile I settled down for my pre-Advent nap.<\/p>\n

When out of the blue, there arose such a clatter,
\nI sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
\nAway to the office I flew like a flash,
\nTore open the door with a hell of a crash.<\/p>\n

Bob 2 sat there smirking, all chuckling with glee,
\nHe’s a fine sneaky bastard, that Evil Bunny,
\nFor he’s been on a roll now, these past several weeks,
\nAdding new characters, giving them tweaks.<\/p>\n

At first there were six, but it soon became seven,
\nEnough now! I cried, with my eyes rolled to Heaven.
\nBut lo! On that night before Advent was go,
\nThere were eight<\/em> shiny Fassbenders all in a row.<\/p>\n

“Now, Craterus! Now, Quintus! Now, Aguilar and Callum!
\nOn, Erik ! On, Harry! On, David and Brandon!
\nTo the Wiki!” Bob 2 did the rally then call,
\n“To the plots! To the plots! To the plots away all!”<\/p>\n

But the Greek and the Roman both sighed and sat down,
\nWhile the Cop stood there glaring and tried not to frown.
\nThe Assassins made certain their blades were affixed,
\nAs the Mutant made office pens dance and do tricks.<\/p>\n

The Synthetic Lifeform hid something from sight,
\nAnd the Newbie just smiled, stepping into the light.
\nThey are many and varied, this dangerous bunch,
\nBut then here at Sylum, you should have a hunch,<\/p>\n

That while eight men are settling in well and fine,
\nWe soon could be dealing with dude number nine!
\nBob spoke not a word when he saw us all there,
\nJust lit a cigar and jumped up on his chair.<\/p>\n

So there’s plenty of work that is still left to do,
\nAnd the one who is known here as Evil Bob 2,
\nWill be keeping us busy, which just isn’t right.
\nMerry plotting to all! And to all a goodnight!!<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Poem by: Timothy Quinn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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