{"id":9181,"date":"2017-10-24T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T15:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=9181"},"modified":"2020-07-05T18:59:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T01:59:23","slug":"random-post-one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/random-post-one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Post: One Liners"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What you’re going to see are single lines from upcoming Sylum stories.<\/p>\n

(Disclaimer:<\/strong> Bob and Bob 2 have the right to change anything and everything)<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

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“Where’s my witch at?”<\/p>\n

“I want to create, like the men in whose image I was myself created.”<\/p>\n

“Do you think he’s invested enough in this.”<\/p>\n

“I’m not kissing you, while you smell like that.”<\/p>\n

“That was my kill!”<\/p>\n

“Nada es verdad.”<\/p>\n

“Here’s what we’re going to do guys.”<\/p>\n

“Hello, brother.”<\/p>\n

“They’re actually mermaids.”<\/p>\n

“He felt a sharp pain slice through his temple, and when his eyes opened the courthouse stood completely finished, the clock hand was moving towards 10:04pm.”<\/p>\n

“We noticed you were missing your bodyguard.”<\/p>\n

“I just brought out his full potential.”<\/p>\n

“Are you done being twelve?”<\/p>\n

“You want me to find out his cunning plans are before or after I blow him?”<\/p>\n

“I’m so proud I made that, don’t you dare look at that the wrong way.”<\/p>\n

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