{"id":5720,"date":"2016-09-14T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=5720"},"modified":"2017-02-19T18:45:15","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T02:45:15","slug":"wanted-evil-bob-and-his-clone-bob-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wanted-evil-bob-and-his-clone-bob-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: Evil Bob and His Clone Bob 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/cropped-bob_poi-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4856\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/cropped-bob_poi-1.jpg?resize=257%2C157\" alt=\"cropped-bob_poi-1.jpg\" width=\"257\" height=\"157\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you see this bunny or his counterpart.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4868\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wanted-evil-bob-and-his-clone-bob-2\/bob_poi3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg?fit=257%2C157&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"257,157\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"bob_poi3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg?fit=257%2C157&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4868\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg?resize=257%2C157\" alt=\"bob_poi3\" width=\"257\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg?w=257&amp;ssl=1 257w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bob_poi3.jpg?resize=150%2C92&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Shoot first, ask questions later.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For crimes against sleep!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m22019sNQV1qbmp7lo1_500.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5723\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_m22019sNQV1qbmp7lo1_500.gif?resize=500%2C219\" alt=\"tumblr_m22019snqv1qbmp7lo1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Kneecapping optional.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5273\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/evil-cackle\/tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln.gif?fit=500%2C330&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,330\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln.gif?fit=500%2C330&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5273\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln.gif?resize=500%2C330\" alt=\"tumblr_mbllxooqgt1rntwln\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And take the damn cat with you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/assassins-creed-brotherhood-preview-3-580x362.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2079\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/bobs-bender-of-a-weekend\/assassins-creed-brotherhood-preview-3-580x362\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/assassins-creed-brotherhood-preview-3-580x362.jpg?fit=580%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"580,362\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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For crimes against sleep!!! Kneecapping optional. 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