His name is Henry O. Sturges.<\/p>\n
1 s on the end, and don’t ask what the O. is for.<\/p>\n
He’s sneaky. \u00a0I mean it, really he is.<\/p>\n
Who else could send his Mate in as a distraction while he himself herds plot bunnies in the back door?<\/p>\n
If you have no idea who or what the hell I’m talking about, check out Abraham Lincoln – Vampire Hunter.<\/p>\n
Or you could just sit back and wait for his Private Journals to show up in Sylum starting this Advent.<\/p>\n
He’s chatty, at least on paper.<\/p>\n
I leave you with this thought:<\/p>\n
Abraham:<\/strong> \u00a0*shifts uncomfortably*<\/p>\n Henry:<\/strong>\u00a0 *headtilt* \u00a0I like it.<\/p>\n Abraham:<\/strong> \u00a0I look old.<\/p>\n Henry<\/strong>: \u00a0*grins lecherously* It’s the thousand yard stare and the spread legs and the tension in your shoulders…<\/p>\n Abraham:<\/strong> \u00a0*flails* You are not turned on by that?<\/p>\n Henry:<\/strong> \u00a0Remember the time I had you in the…?<\/p>\n Abraham:<\/strong> *slaps hand over Mate’s mouth as people stare* \u00a0Not now Henry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" His name is Henry O. Sturges. 1 s on the end, and don’t ask what the O. is for. He’s sneaky. \u00a0I mean it, really he is. Who else could send his Mate in as a distraction while he himself herds plot bunnies in the back door? 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