{"id":21240,"date":"2023-08-16T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T15:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=21240"},"modified":"2023-07-30T21:51:15","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T04:51:15","slug":"tell-a-joke-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/tell-a-joke-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Tell a Joke Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21241\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/tell-a-joke-day\/jokes\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?fit=1020%2C982&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1020,982\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jokes\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?fit=800%2C770&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-21241 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=617%2C594&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"617\" height=\"594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=800%2C770&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=400%2C385&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=150%2C144&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=768%2C739&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?resize=312%2C300&amp;ssl=1 312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jokes.jpg?w=1020&amp;ssl=1 1020w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 617px) 100vw, 617px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Because he&#8217;s the Teachers Pet \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Got any good &#8230; bad jokes?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[942],"tags":[825],"class_list":["post-21240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-national-day","tag-national-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Da1M-5wA","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15598,"url":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/national-day-museum-selfie-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":21240,"position":0},"title":"National Day: Museum Selfie Day","author":"Nicolaus Meridius","date":"January 21, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Happy Museum Selfie Day A fun snippet from the Museum of Interest Series. \"What are you doing?\"\u00a0 Nathan looked at Harold as if he had lost his mind. \"I'm taking a selfie with Rexy to send to John, while he's stuck on a stake out.\"\u00a0 Harold shifted just enough to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;National Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"National Day","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/category\/national-day\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/il_794xN.1730298328_drsp.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/il_794xN.1730298328_drsp.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/il_794xN.1730298328_drsp.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/il_794xN.1730298328_drsp.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22210,"url":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/sherlock-holmes-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":21240,"position":1},"title":"Sherlock Holmes Day","author":"Nicolaus Meridius","date":"May 22, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"It's Sherlock Holmes Day - so someone wanted a snippet! 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