{"id":178,"date":"2012-08-06T09:45:02","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T16:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2012-08-06T09:52:13","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T16:52:13","slug":"the-theory-of-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/the-theory-of-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"The Theory of Evolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While Bj is distracted with actual work (she had this theory that she has to work for a living and not devote all of her time to me&#8230; What is up with that?!) Anyway. While she&#8217;s distracted I figure I would give a sneak peak into my evil plans.<\/p>\n<p>Evolution. It&#8217;s been a slow process, I blame the Damn Italian\u00a0\u00a0while ignoring the fact I was the one who came up with that storyline.<\/p>\n<p>Evolution. Yes I&#8217;m getting to that. \u00a0Chapter 6 is in the final stages which means only two more chapters to go!! Which is good cause I have evil plans and ideas that need attention.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s the IMF Bunny that I&#8217;ve outfitted with full gear including harness and wire, ear piece to communicate to the Yogurt Eating Bunny From Hell (or so Bj calls him), a tricked out bow and arrows, and the Mission Impossible theme song that plays as he hovers over Bj.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then there&#8217;s the next story in The Fisherman Series. \u00a0As of the moment Plot Crab is working his summer job at the Pirates Ride at Disneyland &#8211; when he gets done torturing the Tourista&#8217;s he should be back <del>tormenting<\/del> &#8230; working with Bj to get that story done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">James Longworth is demanding his story &#8211; I&#8217;m not sure why he thinks he gets priority but he&#8217;s a snarky bastard and sneaky. \u00a0And that Mate of his even more sneaky. \u00a0I can admire that!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then there are the small bunnies that I leave laying around for Bj to trip over at the most\u00a0inconvenient\u00a0moments. \u00a0*grins wickedly*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Snippet Teaser (Because my kid Bob 2 learned being an evil tease from me)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<em>\u201cThe problem with you.\u201d The sound of sirens could he be heard in the distance as smoke bellowed out of the office building. \u201cYou have no faith in humanity.\u00a0 Theirs or yours.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Bj is distracted with actual work (she had this theory that she has to work for a living and not devote all of her time to me&#8230; What is up with that?!) Anyway. While she&#8217;s distracted I figure I would give a sneak peak into my evil plans. 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