{"id":152,"date":"2012-08-02T13:29:25","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T20:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2012-08-03T07:06:43","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T14:06:43","slug":"falls-over-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/falls-over-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"*falls over dead*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The next time Speed makes a suggestion that there should be something in Sylum involving a book, a film, and enough research to be able to do a guided tour around Rome with my eyes shut and my paws tied behind my back..<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m moving to Rome.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teaser &#8211; unedited<\/strong> (because I&#8217;m evil and y&#8217;all need to learn to live with that!):<\/p>\n<p><em>Saint Peter&#8217;s Square.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They had to be close to the end.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They hit another gate.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Heavier.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dustier.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Also unlocked.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They were inside the city boundary itself, surely?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The noise outside faded off a little.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Still they ran.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A sharp turn to the right.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And without warning the Passetto simply ended.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A thick wall of riveted iron blocked their way.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nick slapped his palms on it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;No way! \u00a0Not after this!!&#8221; he cried, scrabbling around for a handle, a switch or a release mechanism of some kind that would give them access.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He felt like a rat in a laboratory maze, facing one too many puzzles before a wrong decision blew his constituent atoms into nothingness.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Wait! \u00a0Wait, wait!!&#8221; \u00a0Langdon realised what they were facing, and totally understood the fury Nick was experiencing. \u00a0&#8220;Un Modo Portale! \u00a0A one way portal. \u00a0Architects call it a Senza Chiave.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A keyless door.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>For total security from the outside.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It was perfectly smooth.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No hinges.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No knobs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No entry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A surge of utter panic hit both Vampires square in the chest.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;It only opens one way,&#8221; the Professor explained, &#8220;on the other side!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Demons and Angels&#8217; &#8211; by Timothy Quinn, coming soon to Sylum Clan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next time Speed makes a suggestion that there should be something in Sylum involving a book, a film, and enough research to be able to do a guided tour around Rome with my eyes shut and my paws tied behind my back.. &#8230;I&#8217;m moving to Rome. 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