{"id":11652,"date":"2018-09-19T08:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T15:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?p=11652"},"modified":"2020-07-05T20:00:29","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T03:00:29","slug":"mcfassy-fortnight-erik-lehnsherr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/mcfassy-fortnight-erik-lehnsherr\/","title":{"rendered":"McFassy Fortnight: Erik Lehnsherr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11459\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/mcfassy-fortnight-starts-in-4-days\/bar-banner_mcfassyfortnight\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?fit=500%2C100&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,100\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bar-banner_McFassyFortnight\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?fit=500%2C100&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11459\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?resize=500%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?resize=150%2C30&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bar-banner_McFassyFortnight.jpg?resize=400%2C80&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11596\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/mcfassy-fortnight-erik-lehnsherr\/eriklehnsherr_aesthetic\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?fit=533%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-11596\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?resize=533%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"533\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?resize=533%2C800&amp;ssl=1 533w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?resize=100%2C150&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?resize=267%2C400&amp;ssl=1 267w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ErikLehnsherr_Aesthetic.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Erik Lehnsherr Aesthetic<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik stood in front of the burly man, waiting. He was hungry and desperate, so he propositioned him $50 for a blowjob, and he was willing to let him cum in his mouth. The outrage he received, was enough to realize that he was likely going to get a beating and his body dumped in the side alley.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;How old are you?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Old enough.&#8221; He answered with a shrug. &#8220;Look you want it or not, I got other clients.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;That didn&#8217;t answer my question.&#8221; He crossed his arms over his chest, showing off his tattoos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Seventeen.&#8221; Erik licked his lips, he knew he was a looker. Maybe not cute, but he had a hard edge most men liked. &#8220;I can be younger if you need me to be.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;How did you end up here?&#8221; It was the tone that startled him. It wasn&#8217;t the self-righteous pity that some of the churchgoers gave him. It was true concern. He had only heard that from that Priest who was trying to build up some organization to help gang kids, and those at the LA Mission, they actually gave a shit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Why do you care?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Because someone sure as fuck needs to.&#8221; He nodded towards his truck. &#8220;Come on, get in.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik hesitated for a moment, but he was desperate for money. He hadn&#8217;t eaten in days, and the kids on 5th were even hungrier. Besides it wasn&#8217;t like he didn&#8217;t have unique skills that could crush the truck if need be. &#8220;You want to fuck me? I can do that, but it will cost you more.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Fuck no. I got a wife who gives better blowjobs than you punk.&#8221; He opened the door, and practically dragged Erik into the cab. &#8220;Look God sent me down here tonight for a reason. You&#8217;re that reason.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;You believe that.&#8221; He gave the guy a disbelieving expression.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;You believe in that?&#8221; He pointed at the Star of David around his throat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;I shouldn&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Well then, boy it&#8217;s time you experience some Faith.&#8221; He closed the door, went around the front of the truck and got into the drivers side. &#8220;I&#8217;m Jorge Oscar, and you are?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Erik.&#8221; Jorge gave him a look. &#8220;Erik Lehnsherr.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;So Erik, why are you on the streets?&#8221; He started the car and headed out of the neighborhood, leading not necessarily to the good area, but better than where he was at.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;You want the truth or some sob story.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Truth.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;My stepdad hated my guts, kicked me out of the house when I was twelve.&#8221; He knew it sounded like a sob story, and most didn&#8217;t believe him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Asshole. Let me ask you Erik, are you gay?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Sex is a job not a pleasure.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Didn&#8217;t answer my question.&#8221; He gave him the side-eye.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter, I mean if it&#8217;s good its good. I doubt there&#8217;s a loving relationship in my future so why limit oneself when it comes to getting money for food.&#8221; He pulled up his legs, letting his threadbare shoes settle on the seat, arms wrapped around his legs. &#8220;Why do you even care?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Are you Jewish?&#8221; Jorge glanced back at the small Star of David, it looked old and worn. Erik would&#8217;ve had to fight to keep it over all these years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Yes.&#8221; He answered, giving him a glare. &#8220;You anti-semitic?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Far from it, just curious. Where did you get it?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik glared at him, not sure what the guy wanted, but if got something out of this whole mess it would be worth it. Even if he ended up dead, at least it would be over. &#8220;It&#8217;s the one thing I have from my birth father. Supposedly he gave it to my mom, but she didn&#8217;t want it when he left, so she gave it to me.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jorge nodded, then stayed silent as they drove. It was another ten minutes before he pulled into a auto shop yard. Erik could see that the building was old, but well maintained. He reached out feeling all the metal on the property. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was how he realized there was a house in the back. He wondered if that was where the family lived.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jorge turned off the truck and turned to look at Erik. &#8220;Twenty-five years ago a good man, gave me an opportunity. I wasn&#8217;t in your situation, I was a stupid punk kid who thought he was rockin&#8217; his gangster ways.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik snorted slightly, but continued to listen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;I was seventeen, and was one drug deal away from jail time. He gave it to me straight and offered me a job, a real one. I learned to be a mechanic, and in time built my own shop. Got married, and have four kids. The oldest is thirteen, the youngest barely two.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Why are you telling me this?&#8221; He demanded.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;He died a few days ago, matter of fact his funeral was today. I stood there looking at his coffin and thinking did I do enough? And I realized despite the fact I was thankful for what he gave me, I never passed it on. Paid it forward.&#8221; He looked back out the front of the windscreen, and was quiet for a few moments. &#8220;So I prayed. I said Lord show me what I&#8217;m supposed to do. After the party we had in his honor, I started driving just driving. Saw you on the street corner, the light was coming down onto you and I knew. When you offered to blow me, I knew God sent me to you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik wanted to scoff, wanted to hate him, wanted to get out of the truck and leave, but something kept him sitting there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;So Erik, I&#8217;m offering you a job. I&#8217;ll teach you everything you need to know about Mechanics. You can live above the garage, and I&#8217;m sure once my wife takes one look at you, you&#8217;ll be adopted.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m Jewish.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;And?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Your Catholic.&#8221; Erik pointed out the rosary tattoo on Jorge&#8217;s forearm. &#8220;The two usually don&#8217;t mix.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Helping your neighbor shouldn&#8217;t stop at religious borders. Might need a dummies guide to Judaism, but I&#8217;m willing to learn.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He held out his hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Erik reached out and took it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erik Lehnsherr Aesthetic Erik stood in front of the burly man, waiting. He was hungry and desperate, so he propositioned him $50 for a blowjob, and he was willing to let him cum in his mouth. 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