{"id":12251,"date":"2018-10-30T16:09:11","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T23:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/?page_id=12251"},"modified":"2018-11-02T16:01:52","modified_gmt":"2018-11-02T23:01:52","slug":"porn-toys-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.sylumclan.com\/sylumblog\/the-generals-office\/bj-jones\/crossovers\/porn-toys-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Porn? Toys? Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Title<\/strong>: Porn? Toys? Oh My
\nAuthor<\/strong>: Bj Jones
\nRating<\/strong>: FRM
\nSummary<\/strong>: What is Speed hiding?
\nSeries:<\/strong> First Meeting<\/a>, Just Dinner,<\/a> End It?<\/a>, Moments in Life<\/a>,\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/span>So Many Similarities<\/a>, Miss You<\/a>, Porn? Toys? Oh My<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Gregory House leaned against his cane and just watched his two lovers\u2026He shook his head; lovers, he had never thought in a million years that would have happened. Horatio was reading the Sunday paper, while Timothy was working in the kitchen. At least he picked a bona fide chef as a lover, his stomach was much appreciative.<\/p>\n

It was an actually calm, lazy Sunday. A rarity. He moved into the living room, grabbed the sports page and sat down in the recliner. Horatio eyed him over the newspaper but went back to reading. Gregory grimaced. He knew they were watching him like a hawk. His leg was really hurting him, and he had been downright nasty to everyone the past few days. Even Alexx hit him, and she loved him, well she still loved her Speedy more and House\u2019s general nasty comment about her baby boy got him a whack upside the head, followed soon after by a mother henning redhead.<\/p>\n

They had taken good care of him, despite his nasty comments. Against his better judgment, he knew he needed to show his appreciation. Gregory grimaced at the thought; God, he hated big flowerily I love you moments. He wondered if he just stripped down and walked back to the bedroom shaking his ass, would that be enough.<\/p>\n

The image and thought of their reaction had him giggling like a school girl on a sugar rush\u2026<\/p>\n

He paused blinked. “Horatio, give me your gun.”<\/p>\n

“No, you can’t shoot people because they annoy you.” Caine didn’t even look up from his reading.<\/p>\n

House rolled his eyes. “That’s why I have you.” He held his hand out. “It’s for me. I just giggled and thought of myself as a school girl… I need to end it. The pressure has obviously gotten to me.”<\/p>\n

Speed snorted from the kitchen. “Well I bet you would look good in a skirt.”<\/p>\n

Gregory looked over at his lover, narrowed his eyes, then turned back to Horatio. “Can I shoot him?”<\/p>\n

“No.” Horatio flipped the paper and kept on reading.<\/p>\n

“I’m going to have to cut off the anime; it’s making you more whacked out than your Vicoden.” Speed eyed his lover.<\/p>\n

“I’m not the one who’s got anime porn stashed under the bed.” Gregory settled into his chair and picked up the remote. Screw the whole showing his appreciation; they were both bastards.<\/p>\n

Horatio flipped the paper down and looked into the kitchen. “Anime porn?”<\/p>\n

“I do not have Anime porn!” Speed tossed a towel at Greg. “It’s regular old fashioned porn….well gay porn…” He blushed and turned his back on his lovers, focusing on the meal.<\/p>\n

Gregory looked at Horatio who smirked evilly. “So you have gay porn stashed under the bed?” The redhead got up from his chair and moved towards the kitchen.<\/p>\n

“No!” Tim stirred the pasta roughly.<\/p>\n

“But you just said…” House added, grinning.<\/p>\n

He turned and glared at his lovers. “Fine, I have porn. I have toys. Happy!”<\/p>\n

Gregory and Horatio blinked.<\/p>\n

“Toys?”<\/p>\n

“Porn?”<\/p>\n

“And you haven’t shared!” House demanded. “I like porn and toys. Who doesn’t?”<\/p>\n

Speed sighed. “Well I got two lovers who tend to fuck me into the mattress every chance they get, so I really don’t have the need or energy….” He wasn’t sure if he should be scared or excited from the heated looks they were giving him… maybe both.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo are we going to get to see these toys?\u201d Horatio gave him a wicked little smile.<\/p>\n

Tim shook his head. \u201cYou\u2019ve seen them, H.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI haven\u2019t!\u201d House leaned on his cane. \u201cTell me it\u2019s like a big pink dildo? Or leather cuffs with pink fur!\u201d<\/p>\n

The two men looked at him. \u201cSomeone\u2019s got a bit of a kinky side.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cA bit,\u201d Gregory smirked. \u201cI\u2019m all for the kink.\u201d He frowned slightly at the look they both had. \u201cOh wait no, this is all about kink and Speed.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI think that hot pink dildo would look good sliding in and out of your ass.\u201d Horatio moved behind Gregory, his voice dropping low. \u201cAnd I know you love jewelry, especially the silver kind.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAh Horatio, you do remember our first date,\u201d Gregory smirked at him.<\/p>\n

Speed turned him towards him and kissed him deeply, running a tongue across the full lips until they parted and let him inside. House moaned as he felt Horatio\u2019s callused hands run against his stomach, sliding down and into his sweat pants.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow\u2019s the leg?\u201d Speed asked, concerned.<\/p>\n

\u201cHurts like a bitch, nothing new there, but if I\u2019m all up for some hot kinky sex,\u201d Gregory said as his head fell back against Horatio\u2019s shoulder.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh you\u2019re definitely up\u2026\u201d He cupped the hard erection and stroked it. \u201cLets get you all laid out upstairs, and see what kind of toys Speed\u2019s got.\u201d<\/p>\n

Gregory wiggled out of his sweat pants and pulled off his shirt, and with a saucy smirk he walked up the stairs shaking his ass. It didn\u2019t take his lovers long to race after him. Later, lying there curled between the two men, he had to admit the hot pink dildo was now his new favorite toy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Title: Porn? Toys? Oh My Author: Bj Jones Rating: FRM Summary: What is Speed hiding? Series: First Meeting, Just Dinner, End It?, Moments in Life,\u00a0So Many Similarities, Miss You, Porn? Toys? 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